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Purple / Tangerine Women’s Stand-up Comedy crew socks in white with tangerine and purple stripes

$16

Lapis / Magenta Women’s Stand-up Comedy crew socks in white with magenta and lapis blue stripes

$16

Royal Blue / Ladybug Women’s Stand-up Comedy crew socks in gray with royal blue and ladybug-red stripes

$16

Fir / Bubblegum Women’s Stand-up Comedy crew socks in white with bubblegum pink and fir green stripes

$16

one size fits most

I owe this joke to my mom who said it back in 2011 or 2012.

Postcards Postcard, design 1: Beth laughing with her feet up across theater seats, black and white

Thank you Card (A) Thank you card, design A

Thank you Card (B) Thank you card, design B

License to Bone License to Bone card

$5 each

Angry Silence Angry Silence sticker

$3 · 4 × 2 in.

Beth Head Beth Head sticker, a paper-cut collage of Beth’s face

$2 · 2 in.

I Love My Acne I Love My Acne sticker

$3 · 3 × 3.5 in.

Invite Only Invite Only sticker

$3 · 3 × 2.695 in.

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