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Socks

Sky Blue / RustWomen’s Stand-up Comedy crew socks in sky blue and rust$16
Lilac / LavaWomen’s Stand-up Comedy crew socks in lilac and lava$16
Navy / YellowWomen’s Stand-up Comedy crew socks in navy and yellow$16
Pink / BlueWomen’s Stand-up Comedy crew socks in pink and blue$16
one size fits most
  • One size fits most
  • U.S. Men Shoe 6–12, Women 7–13
  • 87% cotton, 11% Nylon, 2% Spandex

I owe this joke to my mom who said it back in 2011 or 2012.

Cards

PostcardsPostcard, design 1: Beth laughing with her feet up across theater seats, black and white$5
Thank you Card (A)Thank you card, design A$5
Thank you Card (B)Thank you card, design B$5
License to BoneLicense to Bone card$5
$5 each
  • Plus shipping

Stickers

Angry SilenceAngry Silence sticker$3 · 4 × 2 in.
Beth HeadBeth Head sticker, a paper-cut collage of Beth’s face$2 · 2 in.
I Love My AcneI Love My Acne sticker$3 · 3 × 3.5 in.
Invite OnlyInvite Only sticker$3 · 3 × 2.695 in.
from $2
  • Angry Silence, I Love My Acne and Invite Only designed by Pier Six Press
  • Plus shipping

Shirts

Flowy Crop TopFlowy crop top with the Stelling emblem$32.99
Premium Unisex TeePremium unisex tee with the Stelling emblem$27.99
Crewneck SweatshirtCrewneck sweatshirt with the Stelling emblem$36.99
Premium Youth TeePremium youth tee with the Stelling emblem$26.99
via Bonfire
  • Stelling emblem designed by John-Allison Weiss
  • Clicking on apparel takes you to the Bonfire website
  • Plus shipping
Shop shirts

Vinyl

Double vinylDouble vinyl of If You Didn’t Want Me ThenOrder · If You Didn’t Want Me Then
Blonde Medicine
  • Double vinyl of “If You Didn’t Want Me Then”
  • Clicking takes you to my record label Blonde Medicine’s website
Order the vinyl